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waffleawful: also neat story i’m distantly related to tom hanks through the hanks bloodline, and coincidentally related to abraham lincoln i need to find the family tree also he is basically my hero ok
pkanaya: sharkyrook: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale THAT’S NOT FAIR i was literally thinking about this yesterday and how unfair the american grading system is for people that grade poorly
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
ringasunn: spookylittlesleipnir: descartes-and-thosecartes: freudian-slut: anideaforamoth: ecokitty: ras-al-cool: I see your Odin and Howard Stark… And raise you one Brian Banner. ^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat. Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here. Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club. At least they had dads. Omg...
prince-of-pastries: tmi tuesday??????? tmi asks top 5’s rate kinks reverse tmi ?? ?
iusedtobethefire: katnisstiel: yesbecausereasons: real—not—real: real—not—real: assckles: assckles: I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once the journey has begun… DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS Like I said fandom will take over american currency i...
darthgravy: does anyone remember law4kids like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
When you're packing for a convention and you're...
katyissuperwholocked: superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock: You are allowed to drink when you’re 16. You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18. You receive free education. You receive economic support while studying. You enjoy free hospitalization. You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
fieldofbeans: halfbaked-alchemist: HI I am the potoo I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, pretending to be a stick or dead leaf it’s not as easy as it looks I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon because, according to legend, I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon I approve of this so much.